I have wireless internet in my condo. But don't worry, I'm only using it occasionally. (For reals.) I got a rejection this morning. Who knew you could get rejections even in Hawaii?
Dear Ms. Scott,
Many thanks for sharing with me the opening chapters of your novel THE FAKE MCCOY, which I am declining with my regrets. I think it's a difficult balancing act to pull off a hero who does some pretty unlikeable things, and still be able to keep your readers interested in his rehabilitation. I'm afraid I just wasn't able to commit to reading on.
I appreciate your thinking of me, and wish you the best of luck in your search for representation.
I'm hoping for a call to come in while I'm at a luau tonight. Wouldn't that be the best? :-D