3. My doctor cut out a chunk of my cervix* and then showed me the pieces floating in a little lab jar.
2. After being a vegetarian almost fifteen years and not having had beef for over eighteen years, I accidentally chewed and swallowed a full bite of a beef** burrito.
1. I learned that when my husband was in high school, he used the word "Dawg" in conversation with as much frequency as Antwon Tanner (Skills) on ONE TREE HILL does***.
* I'm fine, really. It sounds worse than it is.
**It was supposed to have been a bean burrito.
***Meaning, several times in every conversation. Like: "Hey listen, dawg."